Category Archives: ANIMALS

SNAKE CHARMER


Have you considered a head transplant ?

HOLEY HORSE


You really suck at hide and seek.

TROUT ?


Now we know how you crossed the road.

EASTER BUNKEY


Do your eggs have LSD in them ?

EASTER BUNNY


DON'T ... EAT ... THE BABY ...

OVERKILL


You are so... beautiful... to me...

POOR HORSE


Are you trying to save up for a saddle ?

FISH TANK


Are you a TRANSFLIPPER ?

BOBA DOODLE DOO


I can only imagine what your bounty is.

GOATPED


Is that your dinner or your wife ?