HELL CLOWN

And five minutes later you ate the kid.

NAZI PUNK

I'm guessing you aren't Jewish.

DOOGIE HOWSER

You must be one of those crazy BIRTHER people..

Uh…

You need serious help.

SNAKE CHARMER

Have you considered a head transplant ?

KISS SIR

I'm pretty sure you are Satan's brother.

NUTCASE

You're obviously a racist.

LESBIAN

You wacky dyke, you...

DIRTY LAUNDRY

I think you were in spin cycle way too long.

Mr. Mom

You are the scariest mother of all time.