Category Archives: RETRO GEEK

PROM STUD


You set a new World Record for WORST PROM LOOK EVER.

DAPPER DAN


You took fashion to an entirely new level.

GADGET GURU


You are so cutting edge.

FEATHERED FREAK


You aren't a member of WINGER... Deal with it.

CAPTAIN SASSY


Can I talk to you about your shirt? And your shorts? And your watch? And your glasses? And your socks? And your shoes? And your sister? And your brother? And your mother? And your mental problems?