Category Archives: DUMBASS

ANTIQUE DIVA


You. Wook. MAHVEWOUS.

TAN MONSTER


Are you from Joisey ?

KISS SIR


I'm pretty sure you are Satan's brother.

ADONIS


Every woman on the planet lusts for you.

MARS


You totally have sex with Venus.

RETARD


Proof that you didn't pass kindergarten.

BOOBS BUNNY


Are you still dating the Tooth Fairy ?

Archer McMullet


You really know how to treat the ladies.

DIXIE HAG


You look... uh... stunning...

ABNORMAL


Can we grill burgers on your belly ?