Category Archives: SICK

NAZI PUNK


I'm guessing you aren't Jewish.

DOOGIE HOWSER


You must be one of those crazy BIRTHER people..

ANTIQUE DIVA


You. Wook. MAHVEWOUS.

Uh…


You need serious help.

KISS SIR


I'm pretty sure you are Satan's brother.

DIRTY LAUNDRY


I think you were in spin cycle way too long.

SEXY ?


Uh... You put the wrong word on your boob...

MARS


You totally have sex with Venus.

LINGERIE NIGHTMARE


Yeah... uh ... That look ain't workin' for ya...

FISHNOT


I think you should wear a tarp instead.