Category Archives: DORK

ATTACK !


Your hunting technique frightens me.

DOGMA


I am reporting you to PETA.

ABNORMAL


Can we grill burgers on your belly ?

SOFA KING BULL


You must've been udderly wasted.

GRASSWALKER


You are the greenest commuter of all time.

JAZZ HANDS !


It looks like twenty hits of acid puked on you.

PROM STUD


You set a new World Record for WORST PROM LOOK EVER.

DAPPER DAN


You took fashion to an entirely new level.

GADGET GURU


You are so cutting edge.

HORSE’S ASS


Your costume is so... uh... convincing ? ...