Category Archives: DUMBASS

JAZZ HANDS !


It looks like twenty hits of acid puked on you.

NOT.


Your ass is a really bad liar.

MISTER CLEAN


Can I borrow your hat ?

FEATHERED FREAK


You aren't a member of WINGER... Deal with it.

HULA HORROR


Uh... yeah... What theme were you attempting there ?

GRISLY ADAMS


You must be a direct descendant of Captain Caveman.

NICE TRY


Uh huh... right... In your dreams maybe...

SLIP NOT


Looks like you're all set for prom...

WOLVERAINT


Stan Lee looks thrilled to be with you.

PIMP NESS LEE


Yeah... You'll really score with the bitches now...